Thursday, 15 May 2014

the bee on the road

there is a bee on the road.just sitting there.its blocking all five one can pass its enormous stripy bulk.I hear sirens.wooooooooo woooooooooo nee naw nee naw.
"hello this is the bee removal squad,here to remove the bee on the road.could you please stay out of our way." the voice is coming from  a speaker on the top of a big metal van with a bee spray painted on the in white jumpsuits jump out of the van with enormous backpacks and long poles with nozzles on the end. I'm going to be late for work I think.

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

tropical island haiku

waves crash on the sand
whales swim in the ocean
palm trees sway gently