we are not alone

"breaking news,a meteorite has crashed into New York City.It has exploded and is leaking white goo all over the street.The city has been evacuated and scientists are trying to find out what the liquid leaking from the meteorite is.scientists think that it may have come from outside our solar system and it might even contain life.the liquid is very mineral rich and is full of iron.some thing has just come through it contains life.wow we are not alone I repeat we are not alone.I will see you next time folks.

haiku about helicopters

helicopters fly

their rotor blades spinning round

they are really cool

the bee on the road

there is a bee on the road.just sitting there.its blocking all five lanes.no one can pass its enormous stripy bulk.I hear sirens.wooooooooo woooooooooo nee naw nee naw.
"hello this is the bee removal squad,here to remove the bee on the road.could you please stay out of our way." the voice is coming from  a speaker on the top of a big metal van with a bee spray painted on the side.men in white jumpsuits jump out of the van with enormous backpacks and long poles with nozzles on the end. I'm going to be late for work I think.

tropical island haiku

waves crash on the sand
whales swim in the ocean
palm trees sway gently